It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Acid is not a monday night drug
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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