discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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