Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
My dad just said "fuck circus"
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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