She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
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