Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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