From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
he was CRYING into my vagina
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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