The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I'm laying in your front yard are you home
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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