Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
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