There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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