Nicole vs. Life
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
Randomize
