I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
Randomize