his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Randomize
