this just has baby written all over it
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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