so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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