The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
Randomize
