Dual....:-)
This is not my ceiling
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Banned from zoo.
Again?
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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