You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
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