You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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