The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
His hands were made for my vagina.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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