What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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