I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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