Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
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