So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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