singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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