He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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