Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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