so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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