guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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