did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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