I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
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