how can u be prego again
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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