IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Randomize
