JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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