Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Telling her that my penis is called megatron was not a good idea for a first date.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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