So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
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