i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
he just fucked me for my cheese.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
Randomize
