the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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