I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
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