Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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