Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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