Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Your mouth is God's brothel.
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
operation have a gay friend backfired
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
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