remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
Slut skills are useful in every country.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
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