Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
All the doctor said was why
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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