I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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