So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
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