Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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