So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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