Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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