Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
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