YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
Randomize
