: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
Randomize
