I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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