How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
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