My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
I have feelings that need drinking.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
Randomize
