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(281): View more from Texas

My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally

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(607): View more from New York

I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"

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(612): View more from Minnesota

who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part

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(434): View more from Virginia

I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.

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(440): View more from Ohio

I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood

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(817): View more from Texas

I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.

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(435): View more from Utah

she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is

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(434): View more from Virginia

Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.

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