If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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