i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
did i just pee glitter
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
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